A lot of big things happened this week – Kylie Jenner had her baby, it’s a week until Spring Training is back (and I’m a lot happier) and the Patriots lost the Super Bowl.

As you know, I’m a huge Bostonian, so I am devastated. And I am aware that everyone is living for this, but don’t try to shove it in my face. I get it, it happened, now on to baseball.

I had predicted a victory and was so excited to share all of my well-thought puns with you. I was super hesitant to post a losing post but after spending 4 HOURS coming up with these, I couldn’t help but share because I am so proud of these!

• Penalty Flags – a box of yellow napkins (that were meant for the Eagles)
• Dom Brady – a winning champagne
• Shaq Mason-jars
• Gronkamole
• The G.O.A.T. Queso – no goats were harmed in the making of this
• Bill Belichicken and Steak Fajitas

and

• Better-Than-Rex-Brownies (Slutty Brownies that were definitely better than sex)

Not to honk my own horn, but I’m pretty sure I had the punniest party so at the end of the game, I’m the real winner! See you next year, on the Patriots’ Redemption Tour!